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Humor In The Studio
Of course you can't sing, that's why I brought you here. I thought if you head yourself maybe you would stop I think this CD could eventually go aluminum Can I use that direct box "It took what you did and made it sound good We've always recorded in jpeg. If we take out the kick and the snare that would give us two more tracks. If Bob Seger swollowed Fifty Cent, that's what I want you to sound like. I need smaller headphones, these are holding my jaws shut. ?????? I never found a Click Track good enough to stay with me. Nice stereo, Did the car come as an option? 98 was a good year for pudding. Can you make my woodblock sound like your lost in the woods kind of an effect? I asked (Do you need a 1/4 " cord?) Response, "No, probably about 3 feet". Europe was great for a foreign band. Timing is all in your mind. Patience is for people with too much time on their hands. I got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell. I write in Bar Chords. That's the bad thing about Delay, you make a mistake and you'll hear it at least 3 or 4 times. About the Roland V-Session Drums. (Can we make them sound like were playing on carboard boxes and paint cans?) While Talking about Michael Jackson this statment followed. " He was a hot chick for awhile." (End quote.) (While the guys flipping a switch on a Patch Bay) What does this do? That song is so old its on an analog CD Can I sing in Drop D ! Of all the lead parts I did, can I use the one where I was leaning on the wall. Can you make my guitar sound more brown? Will these tapes play in my VCR? This looks like a real studio. What will happen if I push this button? Do you know what all these knobs do? Where's the bass? Can you turn up the bass? It sounds good if the bass could just be a little louder. (In the mix) Why is the bass so loud? Hey! You can hear everybody in these headphones. I would like for you to sing it the way that I wrote it! I don't listen to other people's music, it pollutes my mind. Can we use my Simpsons tape to record on. Its VHS I don't want to be the only ounce of sanity people's got. (Asking me in the control room) Am I playing? Punch it in. Right there at my last smiley face! (I was asking) "is your last string out?" Answer: "I don't know my last set is on my dresser." Let's not think ! Let's just play! I know myself so well I can anticipate my next move. I didn't write it that fast. I was thinking you could mix DRUMS on ALL the tracks. (While turning knobs on the mixing board) " You know if you don't quit playing with that it won't heal." Listen through my ears! Just go ahead and set it up with everyone and if I need to change it I'll let you know at the last minute. ( After cutting a track with a hammer and a lawnmower blade) The keyboard player said "Any fool knows if you use a 20 inch lawnmower lade you got to use a capo!!!" I thought my song sucked! I aspire to be different from you!!!!
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